Get ready to delve deeper into the shadows as "Ooo Shiny! Volume 3, Vampires!" presents a collection of 20 vampire-ish-centric short stories that are as enthralling as they are eerie. Sure, they were supposed to focus solely on vampires, but you know how easily I get distracted... Prepare for a jaw-dropping excursion into the macabre, where the night is just as animated as the day.

Our friend, the squirrel, is back—this time trading in holiday mischief for nocturnal adventures. Forget cocoa and leprechauns; we’re talking blood wine and undead ballroom dances now. Ever tried speed dating in a vampire-only nightclub? How about tracking down a bloodsucker who’s a social media influencer by day? Have you ever been stuck with a vampiric roommate who strictly follows a non-garlic, no-sunlight lease agreement?

Navigate the twisted alleys of vampire-controlled speakeasies, explore forbidden romances with eternal creatures of the night, and even stage a hamster rebellion (because why not?). Your corgis have stepped up their game, too. Now they’re not just toppling idols; they’re leading a canine army against an uprising of undead pests.

From vampiric hijinks to soul-searching immortals, this volume takes you on an unforgettable journey where fangs meet funny, dread meets drama, and where you'll learn to appreciate the smaller nuances of eternal life. So open the cobwebbed gates to "Ooo Shiny! Volume 3, Vampires and Veins Edition," and step into the moonlight, if you dare.

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