Andrew Williams was born in 1978 in the exciting metropolis of Luton, Bedfordshire. He holds a degree in Mathematics from the University of Sussex, the most important part of which was the realisation that he didn't want to study mathematics any more. He now works for a local council in the IT support department, which mostly involves thinking up creative new ways to swear at computers.

He currently lives in Leicestershire as one of the cat's human slaves. She doesn't understand what he does all day on the weird machine in the study, but she has no objections as long as it brings in the cat food.