Phil Collins is thrilled to be chosen as one of the advance scouts for the invasion of Earth, but when he gets here his ship is sabotaged and he loses his weapons, papers--and his clothes--outside near the campus of Newton College. Homeless and reduced to petty theft, he finds himself adopted by the brothers of Alpha Tau Ceti fraternity, a step up for Phil and a step down in the opinion of anyone else on campus.

Now Phil is trying to fit in on Earth while at the same time fulfilling his mission, but somewhere out there his own countrymen are trying to kill him--and college life is no picnic, either. He's got pledge duties, a rival frat is trying to haze him, a sexy professor may have her eye on him, and an accident with his swim suit at the community pool has every girl on campus trying to date him...

Meanwhile the dean of students is bringing in a UFO hunter, Alpha Tau Ceti is cooking up something in the basement they won't let him see--and the more he knows of Earth, the less he wants to conquer it--which could make it awkward when the main fleet arrives...

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