The Grand Unified Theory of Public Stupidity is the long-awaited field guide to humanity's most abundant natural resource: stupidity. Not the charming, individual kind that leads to burnt toast or forgotten birthdays—no, this is mass stupidity, the collective force that moves markets, shapes elections, inspires social media challenges, and somehow puts people in charge of things they shouldn't be anywhere near.

Using a satirical, science-style framework, this book examines stupidity as if it were gravity, dark matter, or electricity—an invisible power that holds society together while constantly trying to tear it apart. You will discover the four fundamental forces of stupidity, explore the mysterious "Stupiton" particle, witness the terrifying Stupidity Event Horizon, and learn why bureaucracies and governments act as high-powered stupidity amplifiers.

Through real-world examples, absurd case studies, and pseudo-academic diagrams, the book reveals a truth you already feel in your bones: intelligence is optional, but stupidity is mandatory—and it scales exponentially when people gather in groups larger than twelve.

Whether you're a curious citizen, a recovering voter, or simply wondering why society keeps driving into metaphorical ditches, The Grand Unified Theory of Public Stupidity will finally give you answers—hilarious, horrifying, and undeniably accurate.

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