MIKE BARON DELIVERS RIOTOUS, CRUDE, AND ALWAYS UNPREDICTABLE STORIES IN THE FLORIDA MAN SERIES—A SALUTE TO BLUE COLLAR REDNECKS WHO KEEP THIS COUNTRY RUNNING.

In Florida Man, Gary Duba’s having a bad day. There’s a snake in his toilet, a rabid raccoon in the yard, and his girl Krystal’s in jail for getting naked at a Waffle House and licking the manager. Gary’s a redneck living in a trailer by the swamp, but he’s got dreams—big dreams. With his best friend, Floyd, Gary sets out to sell his prized Barry Bonds rookie card to raise the five hundred needed for bail. Too bad things always find a way of getting out of hand.

Following his newfound fame for apprehending Plastic Surgeon to the Stars and serial killer Dr. Vanderlay Mukerjee in Hogzilla, Gary moves back into the five-million-dollar mansion he bought with his lottery winnings. What was formerly Turpentine Acres is now Kensington Gardens, an upscale community that frowns upon Gary's lawn ornaments and Confederate flag. But when a thousand-pound feral hog begins savaging Kensington Gardens, the HOA calls on Gary to deal with the monster. Little does he know he’ll be contending with wild hippos, a swimming pool full of iguanas, a robot buffalo with alien multiple personality disorder, and his girl Krystal's upcoming wrestling match, too.

During Catfish Calling, Gary and Krystal drag Prince Larry and Princess Regan through the mud, and a snapping turtle latches on to the prince’s manhood, causing a debate to break out on whether or not to release the video. Will it help or hurt the Royal Ducats? As Gary brawls with a man in a bunny suit at Wacky World, Venezuelans use his property for drug deals and the legendary Dadaist Claude Balls stuns the world with his creations.

In this uproarious and unpredictable ride through the Florida Man series, Mike Baron celebrates the resilience and wild adventures of those who never fail to keep life hilariously chaotic. Grab your copy today!

“Mike Baron has crafted a comic masterpiece of a novel. Unforgettable, colorful cast, Sustained comedy gold on every page.” —Chuck Dixon, author of the Levon Cade series

Florida Man: The Complete and Unabridged Series includes Florida Man, Hogzilla, and Catfish Calling.

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