Yes, you could wear pink spandex to a meeting with aliens, but should you?

Commander Video isn't the worst starship commander, but he's not the one you'd call to defend your galaxy or homeworld or a potted plant. And he's not one for catching social cues or protocol. Otherwise, he might have thought twice about hiring a treacherous star navigator.

Bringing a sadistic power-hungry bleach blonde and murderous gluteus surfer along for an intergalactic ride probably wasn't Video's best idea either.

Plus, there's the slight problem of a giant runaway comet that's chasing them across the stars. Hopefully, the Pelvic Curl Turbo 2000 space cadet manual will provide a suggestion or two.

Three Words from Oblivion. Camp heaven and hilarious sci-fi comedy... in space.

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