Martyn Currill is 40 years old, and still hasn't come to terms with that yet. He lives with his fiancée, daughter, and their ever-growing dog in Merseyside, England, where he spends most of his time coming up with entertaining lies. He can be found on Twitter, @MaliceUnchained (don't ask), or by email at mcurrill@yahoo.com.
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