Malcolm Steadman will dial the suicide hotline in 90 days.

Also pancakes.

Malcolm Steadman is a completely average everyman whose life goal is to fit in. This is too much to ask for. Especially considering that he is also prone to paralyzing panic attacks triggered by everything from burnt toast to boredom. Can he win out against the mundane? Can he face the absurd?

Author of the cult hit, A Happy Bureaucracy series, comes M.P. Fitzgerald's philosophical anti-novel. Bleakly funny in all of the wrong places, Existential Terror and Breakfast pits Malcolm against his worst enemy: his own eccentricities.

Will Malcolm prevail against himself?

…Well, you know what happens in 90 days…

Sign up now to get the most out of Books2Read

Discover something great at Books2Read.

Thanks for signing up for Books2Read notifications!