About the author

Andrew Coltrin

<p> Although he will often deny this at parties, Andrew Coltrin&#39;s&nbsp;fiction is not actually based on his own experiences as a time&nbsp;traveler. That line never really gets him anywhere at parties anyway. At various points in his life, Coltrin has worked in&nbsp;bookstores, coffee shops, and special education classrooms. He&nbsp;tends to regard various modes of rail transportation as members&nbsp;of his extended family and owns more manual typewriters than is&nbsp;absolutely necessary. Once upon a time he made zines about&nbsp;being abducted by terribly mundane aliens who forced him to&nbsp;wear polyester and sell tickets at a movie theater. Now he&#39;s too&nbsp;busy checking Facebook on his smartphone to play with&nbsp;photocopiers. Which is a shame. I hope he&#39;s proud of himself&nbsp;and what he&#39;s done to his family.</p>