John’s career as a public environmental science educator, anthropologist, archivist, exhibition designer and writer spanned over thirty years. When not complaining about his back, he volunteers to model orthopedic footwear in his spare time. John lives in the twenty-first century on the third planet from the sun, alone and in squalor, in an over-priced rental, with a broken bathroom mirror. He’s dreaming of having a home of his own with furniture where he can write, and eventually get a kayak and a maybe a sexy rugged ENFP partner. He also dreams of being able to go to the beach, without having to fend off roving bands of wooks that steal hats.