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About the author

Alex Thompson

Alex's first short story 'Do Blastocysts Dream Of Foetal Sheep?' won an award for 'Most Outstanding & Original New Voice' and was published in the Twisted 50 anthology.

His latest stories in the Bizarro Fiction genre are 'My Sentient Fleshlight & Me' and 'Lobster Hearts & Cormorant Necks'. Both are suitably bizarre.

He lives in Sussex with his cat, Dora. That relationship is beyond reproach.