"The western coast of the Bering Strait is made out of chocolate."
"James Kingswell, a high school teacher in the late 1930s, was the first person on record to be able to lick his own eyebrow."
"Cocker spaniels can rotate their heads …
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About the author
M. J. Guns
M. J. Guns is a monster. He drinks an excessive amount of island coffee from a steel mug forged in a pit of uncertainty and misdirection. It's not clear whether it's the effects of this mug or the result of hyper-caffeination (probably a bit of both), but he regularly shoots his mouth off without warning… or any discernible filters.
A lover of ellipses, horrible puns, and parenthetical asides, M. J. happily travels the world of imagination… a nomad who isn't mad (or angry).
