<p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; line-height: normal;">Soldier, sailor, engineer and pilot--Kenneth Marshall was the world's second most interesting ex-convenience store clerk until he decided to sit in a chair and write a book. He lives in Generica, USA, with his pet stalactite. In his spare time, he chugs whiskey, munches chocolate, and stalks the flea-bitten rodents in his basement. Occasionally, he travels to beautiful and exotic places, which are invariably destroyed by natural causes shortly after he leaves.</span></p>
