About the author

Sam Sparks

<p>Sam was born in London in&nbsp;the fifites.&nbsp;</p><p>He is a retired 999 Ambulance&nbsp; Control Contact Handler.&nbsp;</p><p>Prior to actually &nbsp;working for a living he was a Golf Professional and&nbsp;made a brief appearance on the &quot;European Tour&quot; (nobody noticed, actually not entirely true, his Mum spotted him on the TV once)</p><p>He enjoys Tango, plays&nbsp;Golf and Harmonica&nbsp;( well,&nbsp;he says he plays harp, others may beg to differ.)</p><p>Sam&#39;s sense of humour, best summed up by a colleague as &quot; 50 Shades of Dry&quot;</p>