<p><span>Frankfort Petersén — known to local legend as Frank — is a former crossing guard who gained notoriety after preventing a parade float from colliding with an ice cream truck using only a whistle and a dream. Now semi-retired (by court suggestion), Frank documents his totally real investigations in a series of books that critics are generously calling "memoirs" and his ex-wife bluntly calls "a prolonged delusion." </span></p><p> </p><p><span>He resides in Welvin, Massachusetts with his angelfish Fitch, his modified Glock, and a growing collection of meticulously sharpened pine needles. </span></p><p><br> </p><p><span>@frankfortpetersen on Instagram</span></p><p><span> </span></p>
