<p>DF Darke is an Englishman from Hampshire. During his working life he was a handyman. He'd like to think he's still a bit of a handy man, now. The ladies might not agree, though. He is in his 80s and has been writing dirty stories all his life — but it's only in the past few years that he's had the confidence to dig them out, type them up, and publish them. He supports Southampton Football Club in England (tough job) and would really like to be a porn star (dream on). He used to have a Twitter account, but Elon Musk banned him.</p>
