<p>D.B. Motu is a recovering screenwriter, often found drowning in coffee shops. He was born on an island you've never heard of and grew up under martial law in Southeast Asia. He insists he's directly descended from Samoan and British royalty, and counts among his ancestors a South Seas pirate. His greatest claim to fame, however, is that Wes Craven once declined a script of his because Wes thought it was too dark. He's a board-gaming poet and aspiring liar. Pull up a chair.   </p>
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