About the author

Danny O'Hanlon

<p>Danny O'Hanlon is an Irish writer/comedian/musician/podcaster&#160;currently moored in the far reaches of rural Meath.</p><p>He produces a magazine of short fiction, music writing and poetry called Street Apples Magazine (where an early version of this story first appeared|).</p><p>His ability.for self- promotion is non-existent, but he's okay with that, as being famous sounds like it would be very demanding of his time.</p>