About the author

Jordan Oldbury

<p>Jordan Oldbury is one of the UK&#39;s least known and most under-appreciated writers, in his opinion anyway.&nbsp;</p><p>He published his first piece of writing at the age of 17 and has continued writing drivel for money ever since.</p><p>If you enjoyed this book, you&#39;ll most likely enjoy the sequel currently being written. If you didn&#39;t, sorry, but thanks for the money anyway, I&#39;ll spend it on sweets and hard liquer.</p><p>Follow along on his website for more information.</p>