<p>Jordan Oldbury is one of the UK's least known and most under-appreciated writers, in his opinion anyway. </p><p>He published his first piece of writing at the age of 17 and has continued writing drivel for money ever since.</p><p>If you enjoyed this book, you'll most likely enjoy the sequel currently being written. If you didn't, sorry, but thanks for the money anyway, I'll spend it on sweets and hard liquer.</p><p>Follow along on his website for more information.</p>
