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Solange Xanadu

<p>After that vile idiot won the election, <strong>Solange Xanadu</strong>&nbsp;couldn&#39;t get out of bed for two days. After contributing toward a recount and writing to select members of the electoral college proved to no avail, Solange started this retelling, which has helped people who have read it laugh instead of cry over the sorry state of this democracy. Born in Brooklyn, New York, and a graduate of a progressive East Coast college, Solange Xanadu currently resides in Oakland, CA.</p>