<p>The Author is a retired 999 Ambulance Control Contact Handler.</p><p>Prior to joining the Ambulance Service, he was a Golf Professional in Kent, Sussex and Germany. He made an appearance on the PGA European Tour (1978) so brief, that nobody (except his Mum watching at home) noticed.</p><p>He also writes "Tongue Lashing Rhyme" enjoys Tango, plays Golf, Guitar and Harmonica.</p>
