Mike Bryant was once ejected from a karaoke bar for performing the Weird Al Yankovic classic "Yoda", instead of Taking Things Seriously.<br><br>His novella Operation Dickhead was published by Burning Effigy Press and he won the 2014 Shitty Poetry Competition with his poem "A Stark and Wormy Blight".<br><br>Mike is the only human member of nerd rock band Kraken Not Stirred.<br>
