<p>Rylee Shelton lives out his days in Oklahoma - the heart of the nation - sipping water and thinking about burritos a lot. He loves to make up humans and have them do things in order to make real humans feel things. </p>
<p>He lives with his son. They have two dogs: one sweet and big, with a brain the size of a peanut, and the other tiny and scruffy who thinks he's everyone's boss.</p>
<p>Rylee Shelton likes to relax with his son and talk about how terrible algebra classes are.</p>
