<p>So, as you may have guessed, my name is not Jane Vodka. Duh. No one is ever born with a cool name like that! Except maybe Jim Beam. Or Jack Daniels.<br/>But I think I'm having my midlife crisis, and I needed something to do, so I decided to move into the 21st century and air all of my dirty laundry in public, electronically. I'm hoping it will be very therapeutic. (I tried a therapist once. That was not therapeutic. That cost a crap-load of money to have someone sit there and agree with me until I brought someone else in, then they sat there and agreed with them! Screw that noise!)<br/>Unfortunately, I still have to live with the people who piss me off, so I can't afford to piss them off.<br/>Hence the Cool Name.<br/>So, like I said, my name is not Jane Vodka.<br/>But I wish it was...<br/>I would have married Mr. Vodka, given the chance.</p>
